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The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding
I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.
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The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
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When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz
"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"
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When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
Someone who goes to 500000 wedding a day
Nida mumtaz is a wedding whore
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One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
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Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.
When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.