graveyard week

A week when all of your exes or old hook ups reappear in your life within one week. Usually happens a couple times a year, and can be in person, or by phone / social media.

I.e. when all your ghosts come back to haunt you

Oh my God, Justin and James both texted me this morning and I randomly saw Michael at Starbucks yesterday. I think I'm having my graveyard week

Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.

EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.

graduation week

The week following graduation where seniors celebrate their success.

No one could stop talking about the surreal event that took place during graduation week.

During the high school reunion people continued to bring up Joel's jumping off the roof during graduation week.

Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers

Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

Zard week

A week to celebrate zard

cool its zard week now

Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C

why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!