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basically a saying that you use to describe a skank or any overall large girl with some extra baggage...the ones that wear their skirts too high and show off a little too much then i would like to see
wow dude...wtf is up with emmas skirt god damn...its too high and i can see her huge arse...
i know man, shes a whale
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The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.
I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin
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Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
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Engaging in sexual intercourse with an woman of considerable size.
John: You know how your sister is a little on the hefty side?
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!
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when a girls underwear shows because her pants are too low therefore forming the shape of a whale tail on her behind
Dude check out that whale tail
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a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.
Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.
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