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Wiener Cousins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.

Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!

by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wiener Mustache

Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!

by Butthole Brigade September 2, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wiener Face

1. A boy who is ugly.
2.A girl who is currently lebian or bi.

1. Andy, ur a wiener face, u ugly wiener face!
2.Mandy is a wiener face, she kisses girls.

by DJ ugly fugly March 18, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Lazy Wiener

When two ladies scissor with a man's penis in between their vaginas.

"So how'd the three-some go?"

"Oh, great. They gave the Lazy Wiener."

by The Noosch August 21, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


poopy wiener

a poopy wiener is a person that has poop on their wiener, or penis; this person is typically a faggot

Hey poopy wieners, you guys got poop on your wieners!

by Henry Fartbutthead April 27, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


robotic wiener

A giant mechinal penis that is driven to hydrolically fuck girls in the face even though its diameter is 2 feet

"AH! there's a robotic wiener attempting to do my face!"

by hott Cilf July 18, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


wind wiener

A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.

Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.

I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.

I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.

by Alyssiaxxxxxxxxxxemo May 31, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž