hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

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hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

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Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

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hung with a new rope

Used to poke fun at a complainer or to ironically acknowledge a complaint.

"Hell, you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope!"

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Hung Te

To back out of plans on a whim

"Oh man, John just pulled a Hung Te. He said he wanted to stay home to play guitar by himself."

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hung like a whale

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

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