mountain dew is basically like redneck water.
my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water
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the point at which you would do someone
"yeah, she's pretty hot, but she hasn't quite reached my dew point yet. maybe if she made me some cookies!!"
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the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass
wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.
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The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.
Buy sprite instead...
College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...
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Another word for penis, used in the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang.
I was power-drilling all night with my dew piston.
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A sugary, but awesome beverage for cool people
person 1: Are you drinking Mountain Dew?
person 2: You bet!
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Slang for mountain dew, the great
Mmmm hmmm good, now thats a dew brew bitch
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