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When you fart but it's got no smell.
Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."
The passing of gas by a little lady.
Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.
Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".
example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".
When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.
Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.
refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.
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My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.
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When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.
Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?
Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.
Gary: Ah sheeeet.
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