Wine Time

A specific time that is set aside in order to consume wine.

It is closely related to "pre's" or "pre drinks" as it is usually a pre-determined time put aside to drink.

"I think we need some wine time girls"

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Wine/11

An annual holiday in remembrance of the events that took place and the people who died on 9/11/2001 by drinking away one's problems, but only with wine (preferably boxed wine).

This holiday takes place on September 11th or 9/11/20XX or Wine/11/20XX.

Stan: Oh man, I lost my faith in humanity on 9/11/2001.
Roger: I know how you feel man, lets celebrate the lives of those lost that day by drinking wine till we pass out on 9/11 this year.
Stan: Oh yeah, I'm down with Wine/11

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russian wine

Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.

Synonymous with jurassic.

Oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.

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wine pussy

The female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
The inability to climax or enjoy sex after consuming too much wine.

I'm sure I was fucking her right but she got wine pussy, nothing was going to work!

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Wine Nigger

Another name for an italian person.

- Are you going to watch Jersey Shore tonight?
- No, I would never spend time watching those wine niggers.

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Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.

Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.

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Wine wanker

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.

It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!

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