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The act of wiping your mobile phone screen after it becomes dirty or smudged
Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...
When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood
Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl
when you wipe your ass after a shit and get a bit on your hand.
fuuuuuck i just miss wiped. i’m gonna cut off my hand.
When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet
Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning
When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.
I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
You know it, that's why It too so long.
David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..
Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"
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