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woman

someone who always has to get someone else to do the work for them, and can't do anything by themselves.

someone who can't stand up for themselves. and has to get their 'friends' to step in for them.

someone who is eager to complain/get offended on someone elses behalf. this MAY be because the woman has a complaint, but the complaint has no reasonable basis. or because she wants to complain herself, but hasn't got the affront to admit it's her.

if they "like" you, they will do stuff for you. if they don't, they won't.

someone who doesn't realise that "male privilege", is people who do all the work, get the rewards.

Man: "I don't agree with that woman"
Woman: "he's being nasty to me, someone do something about it"

Man: "True statement about woman"
Woman: "I need all my 'friends' to tell me he isn't being honest and is just being a nasty person"

Woman: "I'd like to complain about 'this'"
Person: "Ok, what is wrong?"
Woman: "Someone else MIGHT be offended/have a problem with it"
Woman: " "my friend" has an opinion that there is a problem with it"

Woman: "all that male privilege"
Man: "male privilege...is having to listen to you. female privilege, is talking about male privilege"

by J_S_ July 9, 2019

15πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


womanizer

its a britney spears song

youtube womanizer asshole -.-

by wersxfvhjb fnuekjdsnhfmckdslxc October 18, 2008

24πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Woman

The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.

Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

by Archmaster October 9, 2013

17πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Woman

My favourite kitchen utensil

β€œMy woman keeps breaking.”
β€œI know it’s so annoying.”

by GodHatesKai July 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Woman

Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.

Hey woman how are you! Woman, I can’t belive you did that last night!

by EmilyGilley October 3, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Woman

A synonym for slave

"I totally beat my woman last night, she didn't work hard enough."

by ToastedT0ast November 4, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Woman

A female human perves

She is female therefore a woman

by Fork you man May 6, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž