Wrecking Ball

When you slap your nuts back and forth at a rapid rate in between the faces (or shoulders, you can choose) of a team of Siamese twins.

rules:
a) must leave one cheek/shoulder of each twin slightly reddened
b) must shout the phrase "Wrecking Ball" repeatedly during process
c) not allowed to ask twins for permission to perform "wrecking ball."
d) reference Lori and Reba Schappell

Anjali: "Yo I was hoping that you got freaky with those siamese twins last night that we met at the zoo. But I was trying to imagine it, and don't even know how that would have worked."

Anup: "No man, it's really easy. All you have to do is wrecking ball that shit. They like it."

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wrecked

The status of a women after she has had kids.

Dude, I might hit it, but no way am I dating a woman who is wrecked.

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train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

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Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

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Wreck and die

1) What happens when you don't listen to the recommendations of your car care adviser.

2) What happens when you piss of your mechanic and parts "go missing" on your car.

3) What happens when you drive a Toyota.

This bitch needs a new license plate light, or else she's gonna wreck and die.

That dude was a total fuck stick, he's gonna wreck and die.

Dude 1: My dad just bought a Toyota.
Dude 2: He's gonna wreck and die.

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wrecking ball

when your girlfriend or wife is sleeping climb over her face and hold your balls right above her.. then scream wrecking ball. hopefully she jumps up and slams her face into your balls!

(you say) honey.... are you sleeping. WRECKING BALL ! ! (she says) what the... OUCH !!

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train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

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