Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard
Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie
Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro
An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.
When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.
Someone who loves old people.
Brianna is such a wrinkle raider.
someone who has a smelly bum hole
'jesus mate, you have got a right wrinkle stinkle!'
When your in the bathroom stall and you hear someone taking a shit. It sounds like a wrinkle coming out of their ass.
I was in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me made a shit wrinkle
Noun
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.