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The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
A way to get out of awkward situations.
Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"
the best insult for people to call others mother
Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot
A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.
John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies