blowing smoke in your face

Meaning the person who blew smoke in your face wants to fuck

I blew smoke in babes face

Blowing smoke in your face wanting to fuck

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I salsa your face

Coined by Ann Perkins in the American comedy series "Parks and Recreation", this phrase is used to compliment one's good looks.

Chris: I relish your wit!
Ann: Well, I salsa your face!

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Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face.

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."

"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

What's wrong with your face?

A sarcastic reference to being ugly or deformed. Either used directly or as a lone, out of context reference.

Phrase refers to the film reviews of Plinkett at Red Letter Media, who coined the term when observing an alien character in "The Phantom Menace."

Hey, you in the sweater. What's wrong with your face?

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i rest on your face

Butt-head's pun of "i rest my case" as uttered in the episode "The Trial".

And thus, we can conclude that my theory is correct. I rest on your face.

Baby up your face

To violently ejaculate on one's face.

After I am done sticking this meat in your ass, I am going to pull it out and baby up your face.

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