Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.

With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.

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Zero Twosday

Zero Twosday is a globally recognized holiday celebrated on Earth by a recent unnamed religion formed in 2017, who praises the deity known as "Zero Two". While the holiday itself only officially occurs once every 100 years, worshippers of this deity are known to praise her weekly, similar to other modern religions. The first of three official, and globally recognized instances of this religious holiday being, February 22, 2022, followed by February 22, 2122, and February 22, 2222 (all 2/22/22).

It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.

Common usage:

"Happy Zero Twosday"

"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."

"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"

"Everyday is Zero Twosday"

"TGIZT"

Zero for the day

In PE when you get a zero out of five for participation and it’s not negotiable.

*commits a non negotiable (another definition search it up)
PE teacher: zero for the day take a seat dumbass.

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

Edens Zero

A really cool manga (and also recently became an anime) by Hiro Mashima about a boy name Shiki and his friends going on a journey through space to find the Goddess of the Sakura Cosmos, Mother. It's filled with fun, action and also a lot of dark and grim scenes.

Person 1: Hey have you read Edens Zero?

Person 2: No but I heard it just got an anime recently
Person 1: Yeah. It's pretty good. You should check it out.

zero the hero

A popular cartoon character that elementary schools use to teach kids about math. Wears a cape and looks like the cartoon character, Underdog.

Joey: "Mom, today Zero the Hero showed me how to add numbers."

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