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Calvin, a guy who looks for hot Russian man in his area and sucks dick for a living
This Calvin guy has a micro penis
A THICC BOY THAT IS MOST TIMES IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE NAMED Aurora
JEFF: I JUST HAD SEX WITH A MAN, HE WAS THE BEST CALVIN I HAVE EVER SEEN
AURORA: WTF JEFF
Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
Calvin is one of them sit back chill niggaz. He is a smart boy and is very attractive so if I were you I would go find a Calvin.
Girlfriend:it's over Boyfriend:why Girlfriend: I need someone smart I need a Calvin
The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.
He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee
Hey Calvin you're so bad