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the most beautiful, intelligent, philosophical, poetic soul in the history of this fucking universe. aka the lizard king, he was also an artist in his own right. a poet, philosopher, writer, director, lyricist/singer, sexy greek god, my inspiration. if he was still alive, i'd pay a million bucks just to watch him eat cheerios. he's on par with my spiritual father Frank Zappa. Jim Morrison, a musical god, a god in general. a greek dyonisus incarnate. i can go on forever. i can't even put into words how this man has changed my perspective on the world and life. if i had to pick which one to save, my dog or jim, it would totally be mr. mojo risin.
sorry noodles.
Random Chick: "you like Jim Morrison?"
Me: (talking for 2 hours straight about how much i love him and how he's infiltrated my soul better than any "God" ever could.)
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Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.
Jim Parsons
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Jim Morrison was more than the typical musician or poet, he was a revolutionist and believer in the supernatural. His own inspiration with alcohol and psychadelics might have led to his downfall, but it is said that he is still alive today. He knew how to control an audience and was very interested in psychology.
The music of The Doors will remain timeless, and his name will always be known.
"When you die you have to watch your whole life recurring internally forever." - Jim Morrison
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When you urinate in a condom and tie it off, freeze it, and the women pretends it's a man.
Plaintiff: Officer Swanson may I'll remind you that you are under oath. Now please tell us what Mr. Quagmire said he did with the girl.
Joe: *sigh* He uh... said he gave her a Frosty Jim
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a boy who walks around with his johnson out all of the time. if you happened to walk by his house late at night you might see him naked by the window.
Knappy was standing at his window naked one night, and from that moment on he was called naked jim.
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Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.
holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.
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A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
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