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What the fuck are you doing looking for the definition of an apple?

You should know what an apple is.

by Your god;) February 6, 2019

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Apple

A type of fruit ........ why the hell are you asking this stupid if your disabled or something thank you for reading hope it helps your understanding love yah๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

I ate an apple because I was stupid enough to listen to the phrase about how it keeps the doctor away

by arose17 December 2, 2018

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Apple

An amazing girl. You can rarely meet her, but she is like the love of your life. Nothingless, shes an angel and I bet you would do alot for her if you could.

Boy: Who's that?
Apple: I'm Apple. :)
Boy: Nice to meet you! (Mind: She's beautiful)

by MrCinnamon172 November 15, 2019

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Apple

A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.

Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.

by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021

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Apple

A money hungry company that steals ideas from other company's and say they are new ex. Face recognition was first released on the Samsung galaxy s5 but was used as a "new" never seen befor feature on apple.

Apple is a shitty company that shouldn't exist that makes phones that shatter in one drop.

by GodsTrueDefinition February 22, 2018

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Apple

Im pretty sure you know what an apple is

Come on man you know what an apple is

by Buglettuce reworked December 10, 2020

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Apple

A company that makes a piece of paper and sells it for 10 billion Bitcoin

I got the new apple product and it does nothing hahahHahHaahahHhHahahHaHAHAHAHHAHAHA

by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021

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