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The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.
1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!
2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"
Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."
a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.
“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”
Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities
"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"
When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.
Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.
When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.
I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.
The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.
I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.
1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.
"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."
"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."
"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."