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Anti Flirt Ring

When the guy isn’t ready to commit or promise to commit but doesn’t want anyone hitting on you.

Michael isn’t ready or willing to commit or promise to commit. So he gives you a Anti Flirt Ring

by Beautifully taken November 8, 2022


Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo March 23, 2014


All flirt no squirt

A person who flirts excessively yet doesn't put out.

Don't bother trying to hook up with Matt, he's all flirt no squirt.

by Seattle Kiwi April 10, 2011

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she be tryna flirt

another way of saying 'im a virgin.'
people that put this on there discord status are usually mentally retarded. spread awerness!

she be tryna flirt! i also love consuming battery acid!

by YbaRoblox778 January 31, 2022


National Flirt day

On April 17th
You can flirt all you want without anyone getting mad at you. So if someone has a bf/gf you can still flirt with them.

"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"So? Its national flirt day"

by your_mom_69_420 April 16, 2020


Fair-weather Flirt

A friend or acquaintance who flirts with others only when they do not have a more desirable romantic interest:

Sally and I have been hitting it off lately via text, even exchanging some salacious images. I thought for sure we were going down a path of romantic exploration, but now that her ex-boyfriend, Frank, is back in her life, she turned out to be a fair-weather flirt and won’t even reply to me.

by Pixylicious March 30, 2018


Low-key Flirting

When someone subtlety flirts with someone else. Maybe it’s a friend, maybe it’s an interest but not the right time to show true colors.

Charlie: (brings up long conversation with Abby). Abby: (in conversation) my mom wonders why so many guys ask me out. Charlie: “it’s cause your personality is amazing” (conversation continues)

Teigan: not you Low-key Flirting with Abby

by Ur mom.com is hot December 16, 2022

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