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When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!
That person behind me is bumper humping me.
The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)
How was your thanksgiving weekend?
Pretty good, got that turkey hump.
when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"
"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!
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A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.
Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.
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To ride an emergency vehicle's ass, taking advantage of the high speed and broken traffic
tech support guy: Shit, dude, we're late for work!
sales guy: I hear an ambulance coming. Let's medic hump to work!
tech support guy: Fo sho! Medic Humping is the Shizzle!
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What you're doing when you watch your avatar get laid in a virtual metaverse such as Second Life or WoW.
So like, I totally picked up some dude last night online in SL and we ended up going back to his place and pixel humping.
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Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.
She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.
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