July 20

July 20 is the day when your boyfriend has to send you a video of him

Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: what?
Gf: july 20
Bf: oh yeah -sends video of himself doing macarena-

july 11

this is by far the best day of the year. if you were born on july 11, you are the baddest of bitches and ur fuckin hot as shit. people born on this day are said to be the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. not only is it the best day to be born in but it’s also free slushee day at 7/11 as well as national alexei day.

when’s your birthday?

“oh it’s on july 11th”
wow that explains why ur such a bad bitch

July 25

July 25 is national hot fudge sundae day. A day where you hang out with friends or family relaxing with a nice hot fudge sundae on a hot summer day.

Matt: Yo today’s July 25 we gotta go to the ice cream place around the corner!
Mike: I’m down bring all your friends!

No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.

"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"

july 22nd

The fittest, nicest , pengest hoes around. Get urself a july 22nd babi and your all good😎🤭

“bro, the girl ur chatting to was born on july 22nd?”

“yh bro”

“wow she must be peng then”

July 28

The person born on this date has the actual biggest dick in the world

Person 1: yo it’s Gabe’s birthday today

Person 2: isn’t it July 28th. That means Gabe has a huge dick

july 13

A person who's born on July 13th is very kind and generous and REALLY sensitive. She doesn't have many friends, but if she does, they're really close to her.

Man: Yo! She's so kind man! She gave me her book to keep!
Girl: I bet she's born on July 13th.