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When you are porking your girlfriend, you being on top her on the bottom, and you feel that special feeling like you have to blow a massive load. You quickly but skillfully go into a full fledged handstand and scream any word of your choice. We suggest; "Wooooo" or, "Hi-Yah!". Then as you are coming down, try your damnedest to get it back where you started. The success rate is very poor, but some manage to hit the love mitten. (95% miss, don't feel bad.) Finally, you kill the coot! Thus, the name being...DUN DUN DUN....The Cooter Killer.
CoReSaZ: With those free Trojans I got in the mail, man, I totally gave Fran the Cooter Killer!
B-Dizz: Right on!...Who in the hell is Fran?!
CoReSaZ: Sams mom :)...I wish :(
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1. Fried chicken(really greasy fried chicken) that is irresistible and addictive to the average Black person and can easily be the number one cause of death of people from the Black population.
2. A Black man who kills other Black men. This is the number two widely known cause of death of Black people.
3. A racist White cop. They actually rank last to the the widely known causes of demise of Black people.
KFC is full of nigger killer food.
He never imagined, as a Black man, that he would grow up to be a nigger killer and serving life.
That nigger killer PIG just got away with shooting someone who was unarmed!
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A human being, usually an adult white male in his late twenties, who has killed four or more individuals in seperate incidents with a cooling off period in between.
Serial Killers come in several types. There are Hedonistic serial killers, who enjoy causing pain and suffering.
Visionary killers are often psychotic, and beleive they are acting on orders from a higher entity.
If left unchecked, a serial killer may degenerate into a spree killer or mass-murderer, which are entierly different things.
Serial Killers like me kill ass holes like you.
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A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.
Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.
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Killer Fish from San Diego! I don't know what I am but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish.
Hello, I'll be you're killer fish for the evening.
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When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you!
Guy 2: *runs away from him*
Guy 1: Tee hee hee
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An expression for a girl who always seems like a good idea to date in the beginning but always ends up breaking your heart in the end, multiple times.
(Originally coined from The Medic Droid's song 'The Killer Anna'.)
-Tom, why the hell would you get back together with her for the 4th time?! You know she's a killer anna.
-Dude, I know I know, but this time she said it would be different.
-Whatever.
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