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Paul Breach

Paul Breach is a notorious TikTok creator posting under the username @Beautybeyondthe_eye. He creates cringeworthy dance videos and is actually most known for being a nonce. British people are constantly seeing him in public in many areas of the country, you just have to hope you wont spot him in your county next.

Person 1: I just spotted Paul Breach in London today. WTF.

Person 2: I'm very sorry, wishing you a strong and steady recovery.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022


Jake Paul

Cancer

Jake Paul is cancer.

by Gaylord Stearnbath November 27, 2017

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Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

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Paul Otto

A genius in disguise, who only shows his true colours on rare occasions, like a silent snake waiting for the best moment to strike its prey. He will play the craziest mind games on you, to the point where you lose touch to reality and obey his every command without realising it. If you think you have managed to outmanoeuvre him, you have stepped right into his trap, so don't bother. He is considered by many to be Jesus Christ' younger brother, in other words, the second son of god.
If you ever meet a Paul Otto you want to choose your actions carefully. Avoid getting on his bad side at any costs.

Enosian: "Hey Jay G, Im inviting Paul Otto over to play some poker, you want to join?"
Jay G: "Nah bro, I had to move out of my apartment and sell my dog, cause Paul Otto won all my money with his mind games last week! How did he know I had two hearts on my hand preflop? That kid is something else... "

by Piripinchi February 21, 2021


paul harrison

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

by GummieUnicorns January 21, 2020


Jake Paul

Satan himself, His voice sounds like a fucking squeaky toy, oh and he's annoying as hell

Jake paul is a fucking shitty ass youtuber

by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge November 16, 2018

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Jake Paul

irrelevant, not important. An arrogant loud mouth bitch along with his brother, Logan Paul

"Omg, did she see Jake paul's new clickbait video"
"He's a piece of shit and cancer"

by Fuck team 10 February 7, 2018

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