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Remember when the Earth flooded and Noah put two of each animal on his big wooden boat and floated around until he found land?
Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.
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A bunch of lies that people believe, follow, allow to control their lives and go to war over
Having Fun Is Against My Religion...so is eating, breathing, sleeping and not reading the Bible.
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Something this one emo kid named Dorkus decided to make fun of because he just "awoke" from a "chloroform-induced sleep interrupted by two baboons on the Dr. Phil show." Since then every single teenager besides Masta Funkinator has followed this trend like a giant flock of juicy chickens. I like to eat chickens.
Charles: OMG!! God = LIE!! WTF?! LOL!
Samantha: OMG!! OMG!! Marry me in Holy Matrimony!! WTF?!
Masta Funkinator: Shut your mouths, fools before I get my freak on!
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The lazy and stupid person's easy answer to life, the universe and everything.
Ultimately, God tells everybody what to do, but there's a hierarchy of minions who are more than willing to tell others what to do on God's behalf.
This suits the dimwitted and idle, because there will always be somebody to do their thinking for them. When life gets difficult, you can just shrug your shoulders, satisfy yourself that it's all in God's bigger plan and shove another burger in your fat, stupid gob.
This also suits manipulative hypocrites who like to believe that their own world view is synonomous with fact and that they should have minions to do their bidding.
Unfortunately, whilst the most problematic religions all agree that there is only one God, they cannot agree on exactly which of them the one true god is. As they are all manipulative hypocrites, convinced of their own unquestionable self importance and absolute correctness, they feel justified in setting their minions upon one another, not caring about innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire - who want nothing to do with the whole ridiculous charade.
Religion through some ages...
6,000years ago
Desert Dweller 1: Why don't we trade with that other tribe? Surely that would be better for all of us?
Desert Dweller 2: Because we're chosen and they're not. We're God's people.
Desert Dweller 1: You've been listening to that looney, Moses again, haven't you?
Desert Dweller 2: Look, he came back with those stone tablets, that clearly God wrote for us.
Desert Dweller 1: Hmmm. And he was gone for, say the amount of time it takes a nutter to chisel ten commandments onto a bit of rock?
Desert Dweller 2: That's blasphemy. I must hoy rocks at your head...
1,500 years ago...
Desert Dweller 1: That Mohammed's getting a bit lairy.
Desert Dweller 2: God told him to hoy rocks at people's heads. If you don't do what God said, you'll be punished.
Desert Dweller 1: And what will God do?
Desert Dweller 2: He'll tell Mohammed to hoy a rock at your head, too....
1,000years ago...
Idiot 1: My God says this is my bit of barren desert.
Idiot 2: My God tells me it's mine.
Idiot 1: My God's better than your God.
Idiot 2: Is not.
Idiot 1: Is too.
(this continues for some time, until a large crowd gathers in support of both idiots and everybody begins hoying rocks at eachother)
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An escape from cruel reality, something to believe in.
religion is the outlet for the human soul.
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1. A political system requiring no personal accountability.
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Religion is the most unbelievable idea thats ever existed. Humans have come so far but we still believe in it. Yes the thought of religion has helped many people, but the whole religion thing has killed hundreds of millions of people. There have been thousands of wars thanks to people who take Religion really seriously. Even world war 2 was partially cause by religion.
Religion,the crusades, most terrorists, World War 2
Religion has killed hundreds of millions of people.
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