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(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet
Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey
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see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.
click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)
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Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..
Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants
Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper
i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then
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a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:
Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is
You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.
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The systematic grooming and raping of White English girls and women, by organized gangs of men, predominantly Pakistani.
“Oy! The Met still refuses to charge those blokes who were Paki Shagging girls down in London.”
The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.
"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"
like a smoke break, but shagging instead
maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.