Mud Shark

Mud Shark: Noun. A caucasian female who thinks she is black. Traits - Tattoos on the thighs and/or neck region. Tight spiral curls hairsprayed to the forehead. Fluent in Ebonics. Tends to move head side to side and snap fingers while speaking. Always cusses and swears in every sentence. Avid fan of rap/hip-hop music. Can be found walking the emergency lanes on major highways.

There's that Mud Shark hitchhiking again... With a bottle of gin in her hand and a cigarette in her mouth. HOLLA!

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mudd shark

When a white woman dates or marries a black man.

Jon's wife is a mudd shark.

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Left Shark

To break from the pack in the most awesome way possible.

Screw you guys, I'm going left shark tonight. #leftshark5eva

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bull shark

one of the most dangerous sharks in the world its has the largest testosterone rating in the world more than any other animal in the sea and land and can survive in salt and fresh water

the bull shark is awesome but very dangerous

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mud shark

a big fat white chic that goes out lookin for black men to ride.

That ho over there is a mud shark.

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jump the shark

a term to describe a moment when somethin that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity.

Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show.

Cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch, Scrappy Doo.

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windshield shark

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

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