shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

Shed it

To relinquish or releive yourself of something.

A Barman wearing an unsightly hoodie was told by clients to ‘shed it’

Barney's Shed

Motorcycle thief.

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

Stoller Shed

A structure prone to collapse, especially due to haphazard construction or questionable workmanship.

Metaph. Something unstable or unreliable.

Wow, that plan collapsed faster than a Stoller Shed.

shed your skin

commonly used in music as a metaphor
to start over; to start a new life;

After your husband hit you, you should shed your skin and start over