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Just go and search it on Netflix. WATCH IT PLEASE IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER.
WHAT IS MAKING MY DAMN MAGNETS FALL OFF MY FRIDGE?!
-Joyce Byers, ST3.
I love everything about it. I'm fangirling for the first time in my life.
Me: Please help I'm crying Billy just save Eleven and died in Stranger Things.
Close Friend: Wtf what r u talking abt?
Closer Friend: OMG YES I CRIED TOO AAAH!
The best fucking show in the world. It's a horror/supernatural/sci-fi/dark fantasy/mystery and drama show based on the 80's. So fucking good. You will meet your mom there, Steve "The hair" Harrington and your 7 siblings. Don't get too attached to it tho, cuz if you do you will probably cry when Running Up That Hill is played, pretend that Vecna is cursing you, become one of those fucking cringy Eddie simps, pretend that you're Eleven or that you're in the show, etc...
X 1: Hey bro, what are you doing?
X 2: ...
X 1: Bro? Why are you standing there so quiet, it's creepy
X 2: *pretends to levitate*
X 1: DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS?!. STOP DRUGGING YOURSELF WITH STRANGER THINGS!
When your dominant hand taps out and you’re forced to reverse the crank and grating cylinder of your hand-crank cheese grater, thus using your non-dominant hand to complete grating the cheese.
Holy balls, bro, that’s a shitload of cheese you grated there, how’d you do it? It was rough, bro, my hand was cramping up so bad I had to call in the Grate Stranger to finish the job.
The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".
"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."
The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.
Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."
John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.
When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public
She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.