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Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.
See also: Beta Soy Boy
Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
first of all you look like you're staring into somebody's soul, the mans on the left.. he somebody's dad for sure. 40 year old man loooks part demon too.. Grab the belt john he boutta whoop some child’s ass. bro the guy on the top left definitely got his haircut at grandmas house I think she forgot he’s a dude. and simon.. if this picture was among us.. you are def the imposterr... looking like you're about to go stab someone 100 times in their slump.. hella sus... thats why im scared bruh
damn bro did you hear about how ayla made that absolute work of art?
Putting immense effort and class into a role or song or being not afraid of going out of your comfort zone with a character.
E.g. You are doing the absolute most in every role and this is why you get every role you audition for. We Stan this (this is a positive thing)
Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.
Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?
Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously
1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.
8👍 4👎
The act of hitting a home run in baseball.
Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.
1👍 5👎
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop
Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”