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Ben (absolute lad)

pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys

i wish i was ben (absolute lad)

by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020


trippin absolute balls

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

by KerbalGunnerz December 18, 2013

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One Shot Absolute

When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.

He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!

by Abacoot December 26, 2022


Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.

Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously

by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021


absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

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absolute rocket

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.

Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

by absolute rocket May 17, 2016

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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- โ€œDAMN look at that troop!โ€
Bill- โ€œWhatโ€™s a troop?โ€
Chuck- โ€œItโ€™s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!โ€

by Dababyโ€™s baby October 18, 2019