pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys
i wish i was ben (absolute lad)
To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.
That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!
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When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.
He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!
Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.
Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?
Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously
1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.
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The act of hitting a home run in baseball.
Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop
Chuck- โDAMN look at that troop!โ
Bill- โWhatโs a troop?โ
Chuck- โItโs a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!โ