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A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.
Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"
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The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.
The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.
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When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich
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To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.
"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"
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The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.
I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!
When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.