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When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.
Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina
Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?
He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn
That's fuckin' gross
Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
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The Alaskan Bulldog is a sex act where a couple is going at it doggy style in a very cold area, and as the coldness of the vagina and vaginal juices freezes the dick in place. The man then rips his dick angrily out and rips the vulva out along with the loose skin around the shaft of his penis off. He then goes up to the crying woman's mouth and forces her to eat her own vulva and his dickskin all the while making loud and obnoxious barking noises at her. Then after the organs are consumed, lifts his leg and pisses in her face to mark his territory. And quickly runs off on all fours.
So I heard Sheila was given an Alaskan Bulldog by Rick, she's been crying for days!!! Serves that bitch right.
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An Urban Legend with orgins that trace back to alaska. Much like a sober eskimo or global warming.
1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not
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Act performed by either a straight, bi-sexual, lesbian, or gay male/female. When either you or your partner are lying on their back and the other person straddles them and inserts the other’s penis or strap-on into their anus. The person on their back then tightens their core muscles, holding their body as straight as possible, acting as a barbell, while simultaneously the other person places their hands on their sides and clenches their anus then stands in an attempt to lift the other up while using perfect dead lift form.
If performed individually, a large dildo could be routed thru an Olympic weight so said dildo is pointed up. The dildo is inserted into the anus, while keeping back straight, clench anus, and stand in an attempt to lift the weight.
“The gym was closed again for COVID, so I had to go to Josh and Dave’s house to do some Alaskan Deadlift.”
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A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
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The intimate act of a taking a breast, placing the nipple into their partner(s) mouth(s), much like a pacifier, and smothering the entire face with the rest of the breast. Therefore soothing one’s troubled soul, while warming the face, with a titty.
When she pinned me down with an ALASKAN PACIFIER, I knew my winters would never be the same.
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When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.
Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.
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