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a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
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The act if urinating in an amish persons rectal cavity and churning the urine with your penis, as if it were butter.
Hey man! I have a throbbing UTI because I just finished giving Debby the craziest Amish Moon Butter. My dick was literally churning my own piss in her ass! It was awesome!
The sexual act of pissing in an Amish person's ass, and churning it with your penis.
I went to Pennsylvania and had me an Amish Moon Butter last night.
The pissing into an Amish’s ass and then the churning.
Also a strain of weed
First defined by The Dooo
Got me some delicious Amish moon butter
When you piss into an Amish persons ass and then you churn it with your dick
I want some goddamn Amish Moon Butter.
When one man is holding another man naked upside down and his balls are covering his face.
Hey did you see when John and Pete did the Amish hay stack?
When a Male, from Lancaster county amish country, ties his balls around his penis and inserts them into his wife and proceeds to make sweet love to her. The cock ball combo gives the amish woman a sensation she has never felt because always just doing missionary position all the whilst the man can hold out as long as possible do to the ball restriction around his dick.
Barry was so tired of his humdrum sex life that he decided to give his wife ye ole amish slip knot.
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