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A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.
Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan
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Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks
Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“
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An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.
Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.
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The hottest guy in the world. He is funny and has swarms if girls around him. He’s pretty much the best. Every girl loves him and want to be with him all the time.
I love Evan.
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evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”
jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”
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The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
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