In Germany we call this since a long time a "French Goodbye"! With the exception that this person "forgot" to pay his bill.
"Where's Karl? Who's paying the bill?" "Oh, I think he just did a french goodbye!"(German for Irish Goodbye)
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A large balloon filled with hot salt water and marbles, fired from a giant water balloon slingshot. This weapon of mass destruction was first used on the battle field, on a snowy day in New England, when Fahhkin Quincy kids declared war on Fahhkin North Quincy kids, and they met at Pageant Field to battle it out in an epic snowball fight. As the battle ensued, a shadowy, yet unusually well endowed Irish figure emerged from the woods, launching large white balls which resembled giant snowballs from a large slingshot-like device. Upon hitting their targets, it was clear they were not snowballs, but instead a balloon like object filled with marbles and hot salt water. The devastation caused each time a ball was launched sent the Fahhkin North Quincy kids running back to the McDonalds across from North Quincy High School, where they sat licking their wounds and wondering who the shadowy, yet well endowed, Irish figure was that single handedly ended their epic snowball fight on that fateful day, using the weapon that is now known as the 'Irish Snowball'
Dude that shadowy yet well endowed Irish figure firing Irish Snowballs, came out of nowhere. We never stood a chance!
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When you use a potato to dildo fuck a Pregnant woman. Sour cream comes with the deal.
My hair smells like potatoes. I Irish Meatballed your mother and unborn brother the other night.
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The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.
"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."
"The Fighting Irish?"
"Yeah, you know."
Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.
"One in the pink! One in the stink!"
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An American who clings to a false Irish hyphenated identity in an effort to dilute his/her annoying, ignorant American one. They are known as 'Plastic Paddies'. They have never set foot on Irish soil, don't know any Irish people and call Irish (i.e. Gaeilge) 'Gaelic' e.g. ''OMG speak some gaelic!''. They believe they are Irish because their grandfather's grandmother lived next to a woman whose postman was from Dublin. Incidentally, Dublin is the only Irish city they're aware of, unless they're one of the elite few who know of ''Galloway'' (i.e. Galway, pronounced Gawl-way) or Cob - H (i.e. Cobh, pronounced cove). A real Irish person is born in Ireland and grows up there and would never compromise their identity by adding 'American' onto the latter end of their title of nationality (even if s/he moved to the U.S. and lived there indefinitely). Unless you have an Irish passport, don't call yourself Irish...even if your fifth cousin's brother-in-law's dog lived in Kerry!
Irish-American: ''I'm Irish too!''
Real Irish person: ''Really? Where are you from?''
''New York''.
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Nacho toppings on fried potato slices, or round fries, instead of tortilla chips. Believed to be invented by J. Gilligan's Irish Bar and Grill in Arlington, TX.
If it's on potatoes instead of tortilla chips, it must be Irish nachos!
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When you ask someone this question, you are asking them if they want to kiss you. If they say yes then its ok, but if they say no then dont even try. This is usually a phrase used between couples
James- Hey Emma, are you irish?
Emma- Yes
(they kiss)
2...James- Hey emma, are you irish?
Emma- No
James- DAMN IT!
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