did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

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Alex did a stinky

When you've farted and everyone thinks it's your mate.

Alex?

Ye

*sniff sniff* Did you do a stinky?

Shut up. I'm off to read comic books

Err, Alex did a stinky

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did a bit of fookin

when u bring someone back for some sexy time

lele: so what did u get up to last nite?

lulu: well, we did a bit of fookin!

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I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!

MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."

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Did I asked?

The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.

EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"

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i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop

Did I wait?

Did I wait?
I looked for you
over and over
Just to have a chance
to understand
Everything.

Did I wait? Probably sitting on the stairs for 3 hours.. now I don't know what I am waiting for
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 12, 2022