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pokemon catcher
gotta catch them all :D
Ash (pokemon)
ash: go pikachu go
pikachu: pika pika
ash: get that wild riachu
pika: really i was chillin, go get him yourself dumb ass
ash:pikachu return, squirtle i choose you
squirtle: squirtle squirtle wait what the f*** am i sayin
ash: squirtle return
6👍 2👎
Da voice whirled away everything 'bout pleasure and sorrow.
26👍 17👎
A pretty cool music store. Not quite as nice or cheap as Guitar Center, but still has nice service and cool people as service people.
Man 1: Where should I buy a XLR Box?
Man 2:Well, do you want it cheap or do you want professional quality?
Man 1:Proffesional Quality
Man 2:Well, I would recommend Sam Ash
17👍 10👎
a place where your childhood and any shred of happiness left within you goes to die
"so jimmy, did you get accepted into ash manor?"
"no todd sorry, my depression's bad enough"
What we say when we need ashes for a crack hoot
To save those mf ashes. That’s a loyal Ashe, save the ashes.
Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.
Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."
That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."