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Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"
Some extentions include,
Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)
Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)
Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards
Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china
Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...
Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?
When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.
Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.
A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.
Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.
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The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.
Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!
You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!
Friend: Dang!
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When one night of random rampant sex turns to dating: The man penetrates the female...and leaves. He then asks her on a first date and love blossoms. Dating. But backwards. As sex happened first.
"I love my boyfriend sooo much...who would have thought we'd be so in love after backwards sex dating!?"
"OH-EM-GEE...they are totally backwards sex dating"
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Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.
"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."
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When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB
Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.
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