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When someone creates a Baltimore Bush Fire, and a friend or friends urinate on the bush fire in order to put it out..
(B-more Bush fire= when a man and woman are F'ing so hard that the friction creates a fire)
My girlfriend and I had a B-more, Bushfire going on last nite, But then my Boys Omar and Tyrell DId a Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher and put that shit out, YO.
when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full
daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!
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Is music from Baltimore thats not originally theirs, It contains samples of other songs spliced together over a hyper fast synthesised beat,and is danced to like a faggot on ecstasy. The music is claimed to "go harder than D.C. GoGo" but doesn't.
Baltimore Club Music...
B-More Cat- Fuck ya'll D.C. GoGo (While dancing Faggotly on ecstasy to B-More Club)
DC Goon- Man Fuck you (While Beating his feet all over the B-more Club Music Faggots face while listening to GoGo)
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Sound Waves that people in Baltimore call "music."
They tried to copy D.C. go-go and failed. Terribley.
D.C. shit on Baltimore and they mad cuz they aint us.
Person from Baltimore (listening to baltimore club music in baltimore): Mamasay Mamasa Mascua Yea thats my shit!! *does crazy legs (copying te beat yo feet style from d.c.)*
Person from D.C.: Nigga shut yo go go wanna be ass up!! *proceeds to steal ol boy from bmore in the face and turn on some crankin real music by BYB*
Shanique Alaze Monique: Maury, this is the 25th time I been on your show. I have to find Dijonay, Shareefa, Koronte and Jemkfpakdfj;aay baby daddies!! *sniffs and cries*
Maury: Where are you from?
Shaunique Alaze Monique: Baltimore, Maryland!!
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Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade
Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.
There are many Mercy High Schools throughout the world but the Mercy High School in Baltimore is by far the best. It's different from the other Catholic all-girls in Baltimore because we're far superior to any of them. The school first opened their door on September 26, 1960. The school is 1/5 sports people, 1/5 stoners, 2/5 sluts, 1.5/5 normal people, and 1.5/5 anime/theatre people.
Each year since 1961, the Mercy Magic has taken on the IND Penguidians (a less cool version of Mercy) in the Mercy / IND game. The students of both schools call it The Game. It's really uncool when a lovable Mercy girl walks over to the IND side during the game to see her IND friends and some random bitch says "I think you're on the wrong side." I'm glad the IND education taught you how to differentiate Red and Blue... Mercy has won more of the games than IND.
A Mercy girl is probably dating a Calvert Hall guy, friends with several Calvert Hall guys, and hating those Loyola guys. Many of the girls also will date guys from Towson, Loch Raven, or Perry Hall. Mercy girls go weeks without shaving their legs due to lack of guys in the school. If you have a mean advisor you're usually too lazy to switch and if you have a nice advisor you're bragging about it to your friends. if you get kicked out for any reason you're going to Dulaney if you're rich, Towson if you're black, Overlea if you're plain disgusting, and Perry Hall, Parkville, or Loch Raven if you're middle class.
Most people think we're whores, some of us are, some of us aren't. But we're better than the schools like us (Catholic High/IND), rich people schools(Maryvale/NDP), and schools nobody cares about (Bryn Mawr, St. Tims).
where are you going to go to high school?
MERCY HIGH SCHOOL IN BALTIMORE!
why?
BECAUSE THE GIRLS THERE FUCKING ROCK OUT!
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During anal penetration the reciever releases soft poo.
Thin truffles of poo seep out between the penis and the anal wall. This sepage of poo realeases baltimore chocolate truffels.
"Hey Laquanda you wanna South Baltimore Chocolate Truffle?"
or "We covered billy's wedding cake in south baltimore chocolate truffles!"
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