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Bank Goggles

Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.

"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."

by FlashGibby October 29, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time

Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off

by Slipstream222 July 17, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank bank

Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.

See mental picture.

Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!

by kjcw September 25, 2006

395๐Ÿ‘ 180๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lloyd Banks

A member of G-Unit.
Got shot 2 times, had to run himself to the hospital and got hit by a car on the way.
Good rapper.

Lloyd Banks drops that ill shit.

by nyne mil November 29, 2003

117๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?

Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.

by JLonny March 13, 2019


broke the bank

When you/someone/something spends more money than it can afford.

"I finally broke the bank and bought a new car."

by lulz9000 March 31, 2017


Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 7, 2014