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Someone who hears bass playing from another car and thinks "mines better".
A multifunctional device capable of harmonising and keeping the beat in modern music.
After a few beers serves as a wide range weapon that uneducated people refer to as a "club". Perfect for the booed performer!
Plywood basses are softer, both in terms of sound and weapon rating. You are more likely to be booed on a plywood bass and will tend to break more often when used as a weapon. Get a hardwood bass - easier to knock you enemies out.
The mad musician played double bass all night. A smart arse told him his mother was ugly so he swung his double bass at him making a big thump accompanied by a melodic bass line.
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a very cool amazing person. Nice, sweet, pretty, and a GREAT friend!
Vivi Bass is such a cool person.
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1) The facial expression made by a bassist while playing a complex, tight groove. Caused by the brain's processing power being diverted to the hands, leaving the facial nerves uncontrolled and free to create various drunken, blank, derpy expressions. The bassist may be unaware he is doing it. Some physicians have speculated that bassists' brains may not be capable of controlling more than one region of the body at a time. This explains why they sleep with the ugly groupies.
2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.
Guitarist: "Your bass face looks like you just saw your mother banging the family dog."
Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"
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1. The concert-goer (usually to EDM concerts) who stands as close to the bass speakers as they can.
2. Someone who loves the fuck outta music with phat bass and listens to it as loud as possible without damaging their eardrums.
"So Chris and I were at a concert the other day and we saw a bunch of bass zombies over at the speakers. Insane."
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This one takes team work. This is when you stick a finger up a girls ass and then give her a fish hook. As you lift her up by both ends, your buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture, as if you were holding a trophy bass. Make sure you smile real big for the picture ;)
Did you see jimbos trophy bass last night, she was a beauty.
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Bass drops are the very loud, low frequency bass booms used by a lot of techno and metal groups today. When there's a bass drop, you can feel it throughout your whole body, and many are known to instantly cum in their pants when a bass drop hits.
Dude, I went to see The Acacia Strain last night. The bass drops were so huge I came all over the place!
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