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absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise β€œSuper Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021


bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.

Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."

by Pwince July 15, 2010


elitist bastard

One is arrogant and egotistical, and believes they are superior to others, for a reason that is petty, a reason that is questionable or based on opinion, or for being in a 'better' situation than others placed entirely on luck and not one's actual experiences (such as a parent's wealth).

As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.

Brandon is an elitist bastard, because he believes his desktop screenshot is better than anybody elses and makes fun of others because of it.

by Timmy T. November 14, 2007

46πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


shit bastard

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas

"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"

by the fatboy racer July 10, 2005

38πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


black bastards

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.

The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards

by RobinandBatman January 22, 2011

158πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.

Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.

by E April 7, 2005

75πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž