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That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates
“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”
“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”
“Badass.”
Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.
Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
Hey that dude was throb bating me!
Universal to all languages. Accompanied by a brandishing of the fist with back and forward motions.
Phrase of encouragement for a gentleman pursuing either a female companion or a fight.
Duff: "I'm out tonight men"
Joq: "Where you thinking of going?"
Duff: "Out on the town like. Meeting a few tinder birds"
Joq: " Fair fair fair. Bate em Duff"
V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.
Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting
When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.
"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"