1. To be in serious trouble.
2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.
"Bro, I just benched that test."
"That pizza was so bench."
To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench
Dya hear yer one benched him last night?
The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."
the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon
A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.
Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!