Excite Bike

A consistent, reoccurring "hook-up" with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite sex. Some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.

Damn Steve, you need to stop having Jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having sex with you.

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Ride Bikes

To smoke weed. Riding being the act of getting high or smoking, and Bikes being the weed. Regular adjectives are used do describe the quality of the bikes. Originated in Conifer, Colorado.

Dude, Zach, Lets go Ride Bikes after class.
-Can we ride at your house?
Yeh sure But I dont have very many bikes, or any good bikes.
-Ok ill bring my bikes.

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Ride the bike

When a woman sits on your face with her vagina directly over your mouth (the females clitoris is at the tip of your nose) and you let her ride your face until she orgasms.

(first person): Dude last night Susan came three times in my mouth.

(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!

15👍 9👎

Scraper Bike

A new trend that is a part of the San Francisco Bay Area Hyphy Movement in which people ride their tricked out bikes and go stupid, dumb, retarded while on their bikes. Generally, the bikes have nice designs, such as duo-tone paint jobs, and rims or spinners. The term was coined by the rap group Trunk Boiz of Oakland, California.

Jerome: Me and my buds was on our scraper bikes picking up on girls. My scraper bike go hard, I don't need no car.
Tyrone: That go!
Jerome: We was ghost riding them too.
Tyrone: That sounds like hella fun, bud.

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Bike Nigger

An friend who, upon learning how to ride a motorcycle, gets a very nice outrageously fast motorcycle, and refuses to let the guy who got him into bikes ride it. The friend must have also agreed to let you ride the bike at a previous time, and then back out when you show up with your helmet.

Bike guy 1: Hey bro, nice Repsol 919r!
Bike guy 2: Thanks man.
Bike guy 1: Mind if I take it around the block?
Bike guy 2: Sure man, stop by the shop tonight.

Later that night;

Bike guy 1: Hey bro, brought my helmet, can I get them keys?
Bike guy 2: Nah, I've changed my mind.
Bike guy 1: Damn bro, thats cold, don't be a bike nigger.

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dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.

When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!

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bike of the south

see village bicycle.

Don't date her, she's the bike of the south.

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