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Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe
Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt
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A person who grew up in a religious jewish home
That girl is wearing all black, she's totally frum from birth
Everyone in boro park is frum from birth
You have to be frum from birth if your name is Chaya mushka
Hot chanis are all ffb
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When one finds himself without a condom or has run out, it is the act of anal sex. As anyone who has watched a lot of Euro porn can tell you, anal is as common in Europe as the high-five. And, we do thank-you for that.
"Look at the ass on that babe; I'm hoping for a little European birth control tonight."
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A bathroom frequently used by your older brother.
Dude, I gotta make a delivery in the birthing suite.
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Death or a close brush thereof.
To die.
Oh shit! I was running away from Santa the other night and I tripped over a cat. Man, i almost gave birth to Pazuzu back there!
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a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.
ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.
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"Did you at least use a condom?"
"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."
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