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Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT
The practice of hiding valuables in one's rectum. Often performed by criminals to hide contraband.
That kid was arrested with half a jewelry store up his butt. Quite the bung bling.
A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.
Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.
"andrew u bling dinger!" said i
"nope im not its a real swansea ring." said andrew
"did u find it in a cracker?" said i
"no i bought it at the liberty stadium." said andrew
When an ex has blocked you and you get that monotone female robot telling you to fuck off before a dreary bleep disconnects you.
I know with that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing. My ass is blocked
An original idea advertised in a social context to enhance the reputation of the person presenting the idea.
Ew, she's such a brain. What a bunch of thought bling. Let's rip her to shreds.