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literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad
have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!
Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you
When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz
Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?
blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids
#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist
GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.
Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"