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Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.
Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now
Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy
its blizzardering outside
look how its blizzardering in the north pole
A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.
Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.
That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!
When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.
Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.